[SC] - Sexy Cunts

[Stone]

Sexy Cunts
The best motherfucking clan on New Dawn.

- made by Jansish

INFO
We're a clan.  What more do you fuckers want?
Oh, we also like ducks.

MEMBERS

Leader

[SC]Platypus[Z] - Duck.

Thomas

[jS]Thomas[SC] - Likes to enjoy a quiet game on new dawn while he sips on his tea with a nice serving of crumpets on the side, jolly good!

[SC]Kelly - Pretends to be a girl, but rly everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet.

Members

[SC]Stone[Z] - Possibly the best German of all time, unlike all the other Germans he doesn't kill the Jews once hes finished torturing them.  What a nice guy!

[SC]Nova[Z] - I still remember that night when I was round your mums house with Nova counting all the hairs on his sweet lil body.

[SC]owainnub - The best rapist on the internet.  Wait, rapist?  I mean Australian.  Same thing really. As it turns out all Australians are the best Australian. In other news,
Thomas likes to take it up the ass.

[SC]Salami[Z] - Back when SC started Salami used to dislike me because I was so rude.  2 years later he now verbally harasses Natasha when she doesn't send him nudes.  What has SC done to him?  Poor Natasha.

[SC]illuminati - If you look closely, there is an upside down triangle on the y in Sexy Cunts, and 4 triangles in the x. That leaves us with 5 triangles, 5 is the number of minutes it took for me to come up with something to write for this description. Illuminati confirmed.

[Z]LanceR[SC] - Lancer and his friends have been through some hard times..  Lancer, a long time New Dawn player and Romanian gypsy is constantly oppressed by the shittest admin ever, Ducky.  Despite the tough times he goes through he still manages to stay happy.  Why are all those Africans making such a big deal about having no water?  Have they not seen the pain Lancer is currently going through?  They really need to grow some balls..

[SC]UnknownLegend - Unknown description.

[SC]iWasted[Z] - Loves the occasional drink, or 20.

[SC]Pandorra - Lives in Rektopia, currently owns a bar next to the sea-side, where everyone can go if they want to recieving a serving of rekt, although they don't really have to, if you are in rektopia even the tap water is made of Pandorra's product of rekt, if you don't drink the water you die, which is basically getting rekt in another form, so if you are going to rektopia then avoiding getting rekt by Pandorra is simply un-avoidable. Unless you are in SC, then you are immune to getting rekt. What a nice time to be alive. There is also a giant seagull, which is called  'The seagull of rekt', which protects the vast and depthious lands of Rektopia. In 2015, Forbes rated it one of the top 5 best places to travel in the world.

[SC]Joanna - This person has a rare condition called retism, she loves chocolate flavoured ice cream and will tell you a story about orthodoxy any time!

[SC]yber_Barry - Hit him up if you want a session of cybering over skype, he charges a very cheap fee of only $250 a minute, you won't find that kind of value anywhere else!

[SC]Jobbie - Work until you can't work any more, that is his motto, always on the job and has never missed a day.

[SC]iDanz0r[Z] - Originally a dinosaur, but thanks to new breakthroughs in plastic surgery, he has been able to turn himself into a half-human, half dinosaur. Probably best not to fuck with him.

If you are not on this list then obviously you need to take a good hard look in the mirror and have a good think about your life and what you're even doing with it.

- made by Stone

RULES

- Follow server rules and shit like that.
- Platypus may be a hot slut, but join this clan because you love her, not just for her tits.
- Live every day as if Dolan is going to anal rape you.
- Dolan got old, all people who wish to join must find doge first.
- Doge got old too.
- Always try to make Twisted look like a retard.
- Don't give a fuck.

FRIENDS

Anyone in Z (except twisted).

CLAN WARS

We are a DD clan as well as a DM clan (This means that we are happy to whoop your asses at both modes, not just DM).  Message us in-game if you want to clan war and we'll fuck you in the face.
Prepare your anus.

You're all fucking gay.  With love, [jS]Thomas

[Melone]

Lel,Good Luck!

[Fukkatsu]

gl with your clan 

[Dtk]

Good luck!

[logiC]

Good Luck

[CanZo]

Wow ok

[Cyber_Barry]

I cri a river everytime i dont see barry on dat list... it's like I don't exist Or maybe I don't? Wow....................................... that's given me a lot to think about.

[TwisteD]

"Anyone in Z (except twisted)" i missed this alot xD

[Nitro]

"Anyone in Z (except twisted)" i missed this alot xD

Sexy Cunts
The best motherfucking clan on New Dawn.

- made by Jansish

INFO
We're a clan.  What more do you fuckers want?
Oh, we also like ducks.

MEMBERS

Leader

[SC]Platypus[Z] - Duck.

Thomas

[jS]Thomas[SC] - Likes to enjoy a quiet game on new dawn while he sips on his tea with a nice serving of crumpets on the side, jolly good!

[SC]Kelly - Pretends to be a girl, but rly everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet.

Members

[SC]Stone[Z] - Possibly the best German of all time, unlike all the other Germans he doesn't kill the Jews once hes finished torturing them.  What a nice guy!

[SC]Nova[Z] - I still remember that night when I was round your mums house with Nova counting all the hairs on his sweet lil body.

[SC]owainnub - The best rapist on the internet.  Wait, rapist?  I mean Australian.  Same thing really. As it turns out all Australians are the best Australian. In other news,
Thomas likes to take it up the ass.

[SC]Salami[Z] - Back when SC started Salami used to dislike me because I was so rude.  2 years later he now verbally harasses Natasha when she doesn't send him nudes.  What has SC done to him?  Poor Natasha.

[SC]illuminati - If you look closely, there is an upside down triangle on the y in Sexy Cunts, and 4 triangles in the x. That leaves us with 5 triangles, 5 is the number of minutes it took for me to come up with something to write for this description. Illuminati confirmed.

[Z]LanceR[SC] - Lancer and his friends have been through some hard times..  Lancer, a long time New Dawn player and Romanian gypsy is constantly oppressed by the shittest admin ever, Ducky.  Despite the tough times he goes through he still manages to stay happy.  Why are all those Africans making such a big deal about having no water?  Have they not seen the pain Lancer is currently going through?  They really need to grow some balls..

[SC]UnknownLegend - Unknown description.

[SC]iWasted[Z] - Loves the occasional drink, or 20.

[SC]Pandorra - Lives in Rektopia, currently owns a bar next to the sea-side, where everyone can go if they want to recieving a serving of rekt, although they don't really have to, if you are in rektopia even the tap water is made of Pandorra's product of rekt, if you don't drink the water you die, which is basically getting rekt in another form, so if you are going to rektopia then avoiding getting rekt by Pandorra is simply un-avoidable. Unless you are in SC, then you are immune to getting rekt. What a nice time to be alive. There is also a giant seagull, which is called  'The seagull of rekt', which protects the vast and depthious lands of Rektopia. In 2015, Forbes rated it one of the top 5 best places to travel in the world.

[SC]Joanna - This person has a rare condition called retism, she loves chocolate flavoured ice cream and will tell you a story about orthodoxy any time!

[SC]yber_Barry - Hit him up if you want a session of cybering over skype, he charges a very cheap fee of only $250 a minute, you won't find that kind of value anywhere else!

[SC]Jobbie - Work until you can't work any more, that is his motto, always on the job and has never missed a day.

[SC]iDanz0r[Z] - Originally a dinosaur, but thanks to new breakthroughs in plastic surgery, he has been able to turn himself into a half-human, half dinosaur. Probably best not to fuck with him.

If you are not on this list then obviously you need to take a good hard look in the mirror and have a good think about your life and what you're even doing with it.

- made by Stone

RULES

- Follow server rules and shit like that.
- Platypus may be a hot slut, but join this clan because you love her, not just for her tits.
- Live every day as if Dolan is going to anal rape you.
- Dolan got old, all people who wish to join must find doge first.
- Doge got old too.
- Always try to make Twisted look like a retard.
- Don't give a fuck.

FRIENDS

Anyone in Z (except twisted).

CLAN WARS

We are a DD clan as well as a DM clan (This means that we are happy to whoop your asses at both modes, not just DM).  Message us in-game if you want to clan war and we'll fuck you in the face.
Prepare your anus.

You're all fucking gay.  With love, [jS]Thomas

[UnknownLegend]

Hello,
I'm back.

Anyone still in charge of this here? Because I'm about to take it's leash again.

[weezle1337]

Hello,
I'm back.

Anyone still in charge of this here? Because I'm about to take it's leash again.

oh, hi! You can ask Platypus. He plays here once in a while. I could also add you to the whatsapp group if you want.
It's so great to have you back on SC.